i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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