is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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