Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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