I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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