She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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