another moral hangover. fuck.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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