are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We need to rekindle our bromance
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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