omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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