Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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