so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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