So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I would ride that face into the sunset
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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