She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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