I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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