I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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