i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm too high and old for this...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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