Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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