So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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