You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Randomize