it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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