You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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