He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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