when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I would fuck him just for his dog
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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