I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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