I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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