Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I believe in your delicious
A+ Viking dick
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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