i just google imaged poop.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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