enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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