I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
