theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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