i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
