white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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