There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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