k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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