I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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