TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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