I wanna passion pit in your ass
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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