Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Randomize