Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Those nachos came to me in a dream
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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