I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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