i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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