it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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