I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You brought string cheese to the strip club
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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