they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Nicole vs. Life
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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