I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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