if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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