Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you traded sex for a burrito?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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