I'm eating all of the evidence.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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