I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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