So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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