Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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