In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
id be glad to
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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