let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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