so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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