i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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