About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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