Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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