Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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