i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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