I'll bet she douches with gravy.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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